Saturday, January 10, 2015

Issued in Public Interest

When a fanatic M kills you, instead of going berserk your family should be thankful to the millions of moderate Ms out there who didn't kill you so far, and saved you so far from the eternal fire of hell, where you are destined to be (as per their faith). The dhimmi heads ought to bow before the life-saving Inaction of the great, the compassionate, the merciful. Do the math; look at the positive; and have your rotting body removed before the accusing stink starts to upset the precious sensitivities around. 

Politics is the art of possible. Gandhi and his acolytes were bunch of rabble-rousing goons who routinely over-reacted to the sporadic excesses by few wayward Brits and ignored millions of others who believed in sunbathing and Wodehouse. He too chose to ignore the majority Christian Inaction and looked only at the actions of the fringe.

For that matter, did anyone care to count how many Nazis were NOT burning Jews? Is it not unfair to badmouth millions of innocent Nazis and their prophet Hitler* because of a handful few misguided Nazis? And who knows for sure - Jews might have provoked these boys in their vulnerable moments.. Don't forget - it is under the leadership of the prophet the lost race became such a huge power in such a short span of time. Is it not a divine miracle? 

Ah! If only the prophet had won the war! He would've relegated the reigning Last, his predecessor who he reportedly revered, to the second last. His word would've been hailed as the last word. If only! 

This is a call to enter this growing faith (practiced primarily by the left-liberal atheists) worshiping the holy trinity of the Arab-medium Allah as the creator, Moderate Muslim (and Spiderman) as the preserver, and the Offended-Victim (or Reluctant Fundamentalist) as the destroyer. This is the ONLY way to go. With my right hand firmly supported by the Holy Mein Kamph, I am speaking the truth, the only truth, and nothing but the truth.

*my faith! any problem?

Quiz - if one was to make a movie called "The First Holocaust', based on the events of History, who do you think the villain would be?


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